New Comedy Cookbook Available

I've written the world's first Comedy Cookbook. It's called "The Roughcut Cookbook". It's available on line at AKW Books at numerous bookstores including "Down the Rabbit Hole" in Kenosha WI, and at Bookman's in Flagstaff, AZ.
or at my website comedianpete christensen.com

A cookbook for men

Comedian Pete Christensen has written the world's first cookbook for men. It's entitled "The Roughcut Cookbook". It's a cookbook to teach the average guy how to at least cook a few meals without making you run to the bathroom or the emergency room. It's more than just recipe's. It's full of jokes, one liners, acerbic details of the foodie elite, social commentary, and bits of food history, and trivia.
The work is laugh out loud funny. It's avaiulable at Bookman's bookstore in Mesa, AZ. Barnes & Nobel in Milwaukee, WI. and Down the Rabitt Hole in Kenosha, WI. (It will be in Borders nationwide this fall) It's also available on line at "AKW Books".
Pete will be doing book signing at Bookman's in Mesa, AZ. on Saturday July 31st. from 2 till 5:PM and at "Down the Rabbit Hole" in Kenosha, WI. on Friday August 20th. from 6 till 8:PM.

Emotional Recycling from the book "Undying Love"

"Emotional Recycling"

Dating, marriage, and divorce, the illusion, the delusion, and the dissolution. In today's throw

away society, marriage and divorce are far too easily obtainable. Proving once again that what

you get for nothing is good for nothing. And in the case of most marriages, you got far more than

your money's worth.

In some states you can legally get a marriage license before you can get a driver's license...and

with less requirements. Prerequisites for marriage should include a high school diploma, a lease

or mortgage, reliable transportation (this doesn't mean a skateboard with a lawn mower engine)

and the ability of both parties to pass a drug test.

This would give them something to lose from the minute they dip their ignorant toes in the

cesspool of martimonial bliss. It would also no doubt stop so many people from clogging up the

divorce courts just because she woke one morning to discover his middle aged spread had

transformed him from James Bond to James Gandolfini. Or because Mr. fertility couldn't keep

his sweaty little koala bear clenched hands off the bubble headed bleach blonde at the end of the

bar with matching bra size and I.Q.

Divorce should come with mandatory jail time and a fine of half of each person's assets to be

donated to the Hemophilia Foundation. Since some blood sucking divorce attorney from the firm

of 'Vampire, Viper, and Leach' has already bled you bone dry. It's only appropriate that

whatever miniscule drop of dignity you might have left pulsating through your bank account be

used to replinish the next victim.

Before divorcees could remarry, men would be forced to watch an 'Oprah' marathon with a

group of obese, menstruating, irate, lesbians. Women should have a sensor implanted with a

connection to a home speaker. Any time they felt any type of peace or tranquility a voice would

automatically screech "What's wrong? What are you thinking?"